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oreoofficial:

ppl who can poop at school must be very confident

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la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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Well, that’s what she said

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turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

When I need to use the bathroom

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• Teacher: How much is a gram?
• Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

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blondeisawesome:

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

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molestialseasonings:

same

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wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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My goal is to run to the couch so…